5 hours ago
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osamah:

DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD

osamah:

DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD

5 hours ago
41,066 notes

cokeflow:

becoming famous for no reason is my dream

5 hours ago
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coolscar:

egberts:

imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas

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5 hours ago
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beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

5 hours ago
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howtedmethiswife:

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

dont believe it.

oH come on you have to admit that if you look at my drawing from the distance it looks pretty good

6 hours ago
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do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

6 hours ago
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basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

7 hours ago
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warbloggerofzillyhoo:

thesherlockfandomisbroken:

smith-and-noble:

samandpatricks:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.

That is a liiiiittle bit creepy

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY

I don’t know when I’m more stupid when I’m drunk or bored.

7 hours ago
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tardisheart:

DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!